A lot of the time, the Duke and I have ridiculous conversations. I've decided they make for funny (if brief) blog posts. This is the first of what will be, I'm sure, many more:
I call this one "Happy-Fun Things"
me: *reading along* ... Do you want to hear something depressing?
him: No. I don't want to hear depressing things, I want to hear Happy-Fun things.
me: Okay. *continues reading*
him: *staring at me* ... Well? Are you going to tell me?
me: *blinks* Noooo, you said you didn't want to hear depressing things. You said you wanted to hear Happy-Fun things. Why would I tell you depressing things when you said you don't want to hear depressing things?
him: *thinks* But now I'm curious.
me: You're ridiculous. I'm writing this down.