Facebook won't let me operate under my obviously real name, The Duchess. Sneaky bastards, it's not like it's even a real person, it's their "automated response" that says my name isn't real. Clearly, they have no clue. So, for now, I will not be on facebook. Not because I don't want to, because I LOVE facebook. I think it's amazing! I wish I'd thought of it. But I didn't, and now I really can't live without it. Honestly, part of me really wants to learn to live without it so I can be all, "I'm not on facebook," and other people can be all, "WHAT?!" , cause I think that'd be cool. Kinda like the reaction I give people when they tell me they don't drink caffeine. The very same look people give me when I tell them I don't like pineapple (unless it's on pizza) or that I hate celery so much I will pick it out of my soup (actually I read ingredients and if the soup contains celery I won't buy it) or that I don't like marshmallows (they feel gross in my mouth). You know, that face.
But I am still mad about the facebook thing, because I know it could be a great way to meet more of you! and everyone knows I could use more friends. Unfortunately, I'll have to stick with Twitster and Me blog. And you'll all just have to DEAL.